$NFA
NARCO FINANCIAL ADVICE
El Mencho fell. The cat is in charge now.
El Mencho fell. The streets needed a new boss.
EL GATO RUNS THE GAME NOW
Plata o plomo. There is no third option.
Contract Address:
THE BOSS
EL GATO
NARCO FINANCIAL ADVISOR
Gold chain worth more than your portfolio. Aviators that have seen things. A tactical vest for hostile market conditions.
El Gato doesn't give financial advice. El Gato gives Narco Financial Advice.
WHY $NFA?
The intelligence report
EL MENCHO FELL
The biggest drug lord in Mexico got taken out. The streets went silent. But the blockchain never sleeps.
THE CAT TOOK THE THRONE
No dev. No team. Just the community and El Gato. The cat took the throne. No one is selling.
THE CAT SEES EVERYTHING
Gold chain. Tactical vest. Aviators. El Gato doesn't just hold bags. He moves product.
NARCO FINANCIAL ADVICE
This is not financial advice. This is Narco Financial Advice. We don't have analysts. We have sicarios.
NO SNITCHES
LP burned. Contract renounced. No rug. The cartel code: loyalty or nothing.
PLATA O PLOMO
Silver or lead. Buy or get left behind. There is no third option in this game.
CARTEL MEMBERS WORLDWIDE
847,293,847
and counting
THE SUPPLY
Cartel economics
1,000,000,000
1 billion. No more. No less.
100%
Burned. Like the evidence.
IMPOSSIBLE
Snitches get stitches. Rugs get burned.
0/0
The cartel doesn't pay taxes. Neither do you.
THE PLAN
How we take over
THE HIT
- ///Launch on Solana
- ///Website deployed
- ///Community forms in the shadows
- ///First 100 soldiers recruited
- ///El Gato makes his move
TERRITORY
- ///1,000 holders
- ///CoinGecko listing
- ///Narco memes flood Twitter
- ///Trending on DEXScreener
- ///The streets start talking
THE EMPIRE
- ///10,000 holders
- ///CMC listing
- ///Partnerships with the right people
- ///Merch drop (tactical vests optional)
- ///First CEX listing
WORLD DOMINATION
- ///100,000 holders
- ///Major CEX listings
- ///El Gato becomes a legend
- ///Billboard in Times Square
- ///Plata o plomo
INTEL
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